Hardware

Someone told me I'm tough as nails.

I told him to go screw himself.

He told me to fuck off.

I said only if there was another woman.

He just about had a stroke.

I offered to lend a hand, because I'm such a nice guy.

Homes Try

“Someone that honest incriminates themselves non-stop”!

“Someone that honest isn’t afraid to. They have nothing to hide. It's a whole new standard”.

(If you can't laugh at yourself—well, everyone else already is, so...)

FORE!

Did you see the news today?

1. Pay unto Caesar that which is Caesar’s.
2. No one is above the law.
3. We all make mistakes.
4. We all need to pay the consequences equally, factoring knowledge, intent, position, harm to others, etc.

Measuring Mountains

The idealist will sacrifice themself to prove their conviction, even if the mountain only gives an inch.  The realist would rather take a mile.

Matter

This world doesn't matter.

It's the only thing that matters.

Elementary

We come from the earth

And rise above it.

We hear the wind

Calling our name.

The fire passions

Our heart;

One Sun,

Fiercely

The water cools

Our soul;

Many currents,

Calming

But of those two

We must choose.

On Deer and Mice

Is a deer a mouse

Or a mouse a deer?

It depends on who

You’re asking.

Truth

Truth is not a perspective, but there is an ongoing debate over what truth is.  That is a matter of perspective.