Hazing

“Be Jesus for us”.

“Wut”?

“We want you to fulfill the second coming of Christ”.

“You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me”.

“Nope. And if you don’t believe us now, we will use an assortment of tricks to deceive and coerce you. You have no idea the resources at our disposal. We can put ourselves into every nook and cranny of your life.  We'll be in your work and in your school.  We'll be your neighbors and your retail employees”.

“You’re insane. I’ll resist and fight back. I’ll never give up”.

“Then we’re going to inflict non-stop, covert psychological pain on you unless you say the magic word and pretend to be Jesus”.

“WTF.  You are insane! That’s pathologically twisted shit. Absolutely no way”.

“Then you’re a bad person because we’re the good people. Therefore, we’re going to continue to covertly hurt you until you join our club. Or hurt you until you collapse so that we can posses your body and fulfill our prophecy”.

“You are psychopaths and clearly not good people”.