Saint Nick

I now know the mystery of how Santa is able to deliver presents to all those houses (and fit down all those chimneys) in a single night.

But it’d be a sin for me to share now.

And no, I don’t think the historical Saint Nicholas would discriminate by religion.

He was the patron saint of sailors, merchants, archers, repentant thieves, prostitutes, children, brewers, pawnbrokers, unmarried people, and students.  Interesting that thieves needed to be repentant, but protsitutes did not.